Saturday, November 8, 2008

... prelude, my arse.

Ah... is this thing on? Good. Now. Don't worry, this won't take long. Just wanted to tell you this: don't listen to Uriel! This bugger is so aloof, he thinks he can piss down on Heaven's gate. And he's not even the one telling the stories, no sir. And thank god for that, 'cause his imagination is not worth a scrap of angel dung. He's merely the keeper... eh... the Keeper of this place. Impressive, huh? So, don't mind him too much.

What, me? Ah, I'm no one, mate. Won't be seeing much of me. Am not as princess pretty as angel face over there, which is kinda bad for PR. So, no worries. Have fun.

Fred.

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